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Cosmo, the ultimate min/maxer: He's minimized his hunting territory to the living room but maximized his prey count with a formidable collection of stuffed mice. Min effort, max relaxation is his life motto, often demonstrated by his unparalleled ability to find the warmest blanket or the coziest box. He's strategically minned his interest in store-bought toys and instead maxed out his fascination with random shoelaces and dust bunnies. With a PhD in Purring and a Master's in Meow, Cosmo is living his nine lives to the fullest — one expertly timed nap at a time.